Have Your Mama Ever Farted In Front Of You?

[Buster]

mine did...she picked me and my brother and our friend up from church...it was loud and it stunk too!



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[TheBrainiac]

HAIL YEAAAAAA !!

 

[TheBrainiac]

 

[Buster]

saw the friend about 10 years ago at a concert and he said hey man remember when you mama shit her clothes when she picked us up from church...had a girl with me and everything...very embarrassed..

 

[TheBrainiac]

I make my girls fart now before doing them in the pooper

 

[Buster]

i take my bitches for walk first like this dude..

Before the vote, Leon County prosecutor Michael Bauer sent Rich and other senators a letter recounting his troubles prosecuting the 2006 case of a blind guy who had sex with his male yellow Lab "Lucky." The man explained "freely about his regular sexual acitivities with his dog and said he would take the dog for a walk prior to sex to 'prevent fecal impact.'"

 

[NES]

Thread should have been titled "has your mom ever held in a fart in front of you". Mine hasnt.

 

[Buster]

Thread should have been titled "has your mom ever held in a fart in front of you". Mine hasnt.

vote no...i put "have" in to make "suitcase:" jefferson feel at home

 

[manterro]

My ex-wife was incapable of farting - she couldn't keep her mouth shut long enough to build up any internal pressure!:shocked:

 

[DennizdaMenace]

I make my girls fart now before doing them in the pooper

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[roadreeler57]

Ma farted silent when one would happen to be around to hear it you would just have to laugh................. Question: If a bear farts in the woods & theres nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?

 

[roadreeler57]

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[douglas]

mine did...she picked me and my brother and our friend up from church...it was loud and it stunk too!

I know your momma & brother ...........I know all three of you enjoyed the ride home ........I lay 6-5 you rolled up the windows an cranked up the heat ! .............Church ? .........C'mon

 

[Devilwoman]

I was dropping the kids off at my mom's this morning on my way to work. I had to wake her up...when she got out of bed she ripped the biggest wettest sounding fart possible. Then she bent over to pick up her glasses and did it again...even louder and wetter sounding this time. I am pretty sure she was sharting!